Today is a sad day for all female Cubs fans as mega-babe Kyle Farnsworth was traded to the Detroit Tigers. It's a shame that we will no longer see his hot bod on the mound at Wrigley Field (those thighs are absolutely breathtaking). Considering the Tigers aren't what you would call a big market ballclub, most women will not get to see him toe the rubber very often. But luckily baseball fanatics such as myself can continue to follow his ass- oops I meant career- via the MLB Extra Innings package. You poor ladies with basic cable will unfortunately be missing out on some serious eye candy. And if you think the Cubbies have some other hotties to take Farnsie's place, you are sorely mistaken. Other than studly catcher Michael Barrett and baby-faced outfielder David "Please don't send me back down to AAA Iowa" Kelton, the 2005 Cubs are not exactly what you would call attractive. However, the "Ugly Cubs" of 1998 did manage to win the Wild Card, so maybe there's hope for the team yet.
Song of the Day (dedicated to Kyle Farnsworth): "Hot Legs" by Rod Stewart
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