Saturday, April 09, 2005

Help Wanted at Wrigley Field

Here's the ad that should run in the Chicago Tribune:

Help Wanted: A reliable closer for the Chicago National League Ballclub. Must be able to hold 1-run leads, talk to the media when necessary, and be cordial to umpires.

A second position for a manager who knows when to remove pitchers from a ballgame when they have nothing left in the tank may also soon be available.

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