Tonight's episode of American Idol was a huge disappointment. Songs of the 21st Century is not a bad theme, but half of the contestants chose songs that no one has ever even heard of. Only Taylor, Mandisa, and Paris earned my vote tonight. Here are my thoughts on this debacle:
Lisa & Ace-Singing a popular song worse than the original artist does not make voters happy. I predict a spot in the bottom three for each of you. Ace could have received a sympathy vote from me if he had taken off his shirt and given us all a closer look at that scar.
Kellie & Bucky-They have another competition for country singers called Nashville Star. Why don't you give them a call? If I wanted to go to Opryland, I'd buy a ticket.
Chris-Why would anyone want to hear a Creed song? You're testing my patience...
Elliott-That was the worst arrangement ever. You turned an awesome song into a mess. I really want to like you, too.
Katharine-Drew Barrymore called. She wants her wardrobe from "Ever After" back. You have a great voice but your fashion violations distract me.
Taylor-I really enjoyed your song even if I didn't know what it was. It was nice that you refrained from the spazzy gestures for once. Good job.
Mandisa-Simon was wrong. How can a song about God be self-indulgent?!? As always, I enjoyed your performance. You could sing the alphabet and I'd vote for you.
Paris-There is only one word for your performance tonight: SASSY! I knew Randy would say that you "worked it out." What a massive tool...
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