The Lead-Off Man

Now it's not just the name of the Cubs' pre-game show on WGN, it's also someone who's actually part of their lineup! The Cubbies signed Juan Pierre yesterday and only had to part with Sergio Mitre and a couple of minor league pitchers. This should be a very good deal for the ballclub (as long as none of these guys ends up turning into the next Dontrelle Willis). Although Rafael Furcal was the more popular choice, he was a lot more expensive and a bigger risk. In my opinion, putting a guy with a drinking problem in a situation where he's playing mostly day games in a home ballpark surrounded by bars is an invitation to disaster. Besides, the Cubs already have a surplus of infielders and no proven outfielders since Corey Patterson came down with a case of baseball amnesia. Hopefully this deal is just the beginning of an extreme makeover for this team. We've got a lot of work to do to bring the pride back to the North side of Chicago. GO CUBS in '06!!!

Don't mess with Texas

Whew! By the grace of Oswalt, the Astros have made it to the World Series! I was beginning to think that my own personal hell-a White Sox/Cardinals Fall Classic-was about to become a reality after Albert "freakin'" Pujols' homerun on Monday night. However, I can now enjoy the World Series and pray for Houston to defeat the evil White Sox. I don't care what Ryno says; I don't have to root for them just because they're a Chicago team. As a former Cubbie, he should know better...

"You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em..."

Well, I guess I won't be getting a job working for Miss Cleo since I only got 1 out of 4 playoff picks correct. That's what happens when you use your heart instead of your head (this is another reason why I'm not a gambler). I'm not going to predict the outcome of the NLCS or ALCS because I don't want to jinx the series. However, I think we all know that I will be an Astros and Angels fan this week. I would hate to have to boycott the World Series or be forced to root for either the Cardinals or White Sox. That would be like choosing between getting smacked upside the head or punched in the stomach. Neither is good and you don't want either one to happen... Please, baseball gods- help a Cubs fan out and let at least Houston or Los Angeles win their series so I can enjoy another week of baseball.

The Elite Eight: My 2005 MLB Playoff Picks

The regular season is over and all of the postseason slots have been filled. Here are my picks for each series:

New York Yankees vs. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim- As much as it pains me to say it, I think that the Yankees will win this series. They got hot in September and would like nothing more than a chance to redeem themselves after last year's monumental collapse vs. Boston in the ALCS. Sorry, Rally Monkey- you just can't beat Mystique and Aura.

Boston Red Sox vs. Chicago White Sox- Even though you will probably think I am just biased against the South Siders, I believe that Boston will be victorious in this battle of the socks. Nothing on the planet can stop Big Papi from his late game heroics and there's still plenty of magic left on this team. Plus there's the added bonus of possibly getting an opportunity to eliminate the Yankees from the playoffs two years in a row. And I'm all for anything that makes Ozzie Guillen shut the hell up, so GO RED SOX!

San Diego Padres vs. St. Louis Cardinals- There's not a team in all of professional sports that I despise more than the Cardinals. However, I have to admit that St. Louis is much better than the Padres and should easily take this series. Actually, this is my least favorite matchup in this year's playoffs because I hate both franchises with a passion. I will never get over the Cubbies' heartbreaking loss to the Padres in the 1984 NLCS. Thanks for shattering all of my childhood dreams, Steve Garvey...

Houston Astros vs. Atlanta Braves- How many times have we seen this matchup the last few years? ZZZZZZ... Actually, the one selling point of this series for me is that there are some good looking pitchers on each team (Roger Clemens on the Astros and former Cub Kyle Farnsworth on the Braves are YUMMY). Even though Houston has an awesome starting rotation and a solid bullpen, I just have a feeling that Atlanta is going to win this series. The Astros even had a hard time beating the Cubbies this weekend, so I think they're going to struggle.

I'd like to send my condolences to the Cleveland Indians and Philadelphia Phillies who had a good run but fell short. Poor Tribe- I haven't seen a collapse like that since...well, the 2004 Cubs. I have a feeling that these two teams will be in the running next postseason. Better luck next year, boys. Let the games begin!

Pennant Fever!

Alas, my favorite ballclub has been mathematically eliminated so I will not be able to root, root, root for the Cubbies anymore this season after Sunday's game. However, there are still plenty of teams alive in the playoff race during this final week of the regular season. My American League team, the Indians ("Cleveland? I didn't know they still had a team"), has a chance to win the AL Central if the White Sox continue their slide or at least win the AL Wild Card. The Yankees and Red Sox are also in a battle for the AL East title and/or AL Wild Card and it could go down to the wire. This finish is reminiscent of 1998 when my beloved Cubs had to play Game 163 against the Giants to determine who would win the NL Wild Card (those were the good old days). Nothing is decided in the NL Wild Card race this year either as the Astros or Phillies could earn a spot in the playoffs. This year's postseason should be very exciting. My worst fear would be a Cardinals-White Sox World Series, but I don't think that's going to happen. Once all of the races have been decided, I'll be back to discuss my picks for each playoff series. May the best team win!

Quote of the century for Cubs fans: "Wait 'til next year!"

The times they are a-changin'

I had a great time hanging out with my old friends from U of I last weekend in Chicagoland. However, I must admit that it's a little disconcerting to be one of the last of the singletons. Sometimes it's hard to relate when all of your friends are chatting about their marriages and kids, and all you have to talk about is work. I'm by no means complaining because I am very lucky in most respects. Yet, I guess I'm just getting a bit anxious wondering where the heck my knight in shining armor is (maybe he's caught in traffic). I've never been one of those people who lives to work-- I work to live. At least I've got another trip to look forward to next weekend. I'm probably one of the few people who isn't a St. Bonaventure alum that gets excited about going back to Olean, NY. There's nothing like being a lady in a room full of ex-ballplayers. :) Here's to a weekend full of fun and frivolity!

Come Fly With Me

Hello there, blog fans! Sorry it has been so long since my last post. I guess you could say that I've been a little busy... However, now I'm back and better than ever with plenty of stories to tell. Since the last time you heard from me, I have seen Michael Buble' in concert yet again. Believe it or not, his last stop on the American leg of his tour was in Memphis (I swear I'm not a stalker)! Michael put on a great show at the Botanical Gardens and I am counting the moments until he's back in the USA.

The title of this post not only refers to the wonderful song Mr. Buble' sings, but also to my travels last weekend. I flew to Chicago to attend my college friend Mary's wedding. After finishing a hectic work week (actually the entire month of August was absolute insanity), all I wanted to do was hop on the plane, close my eyes, and listen to some tunes on my CD player. Yet, my plans changed dramatically when a major hottie sat down in the seat next to me. His name was Tony and he was totally my type- tall, dark, and Latin! I had actually spotted him earlier in the terminal and thought he was dreamy. Anyway, Tony is a medic in the Army and he had the weekend off so he flew to Chicago to surprise his mom (isn't that adorable?). He talked to me the entire flight about his job, what kind of movies/books he likes, and his past relationships with women. Tony actually asked me what I do for a living and seemed genuinely interested, which is sure a refreshing change of pace from most of the young men I know. It's a shame that he lives in Louisiana because we really hit it off (you've gotta love a guy who thinks that Paris Hilton looks anorexic). I was this close to giving him my number so we could chat some more, but I figured if it is meant to be then we will fly the friendly skies together again someday. I have much more to share about my Labor Day weekend, but it will have to wait until next time. Hasta la vista, baby!

At least we beat the Cardinals 2 days in a row...

This sports writer nicely sums up the pain us Cubs fans feel right now in this excerpt from yesterday's USA Today:

Cubs are champions of futility, again
But most of all, we should mourn with the most pitiful victims of all. The huddled masses who are in the 22nd month of their Doomsday Scenario.

We speak, obviously, of Cubs fans.

First was the blown pennant in 2003. An infamous October calamity that began when the box seat ghost in headphones, Steve Bartman, reached out for a foul ball.

Then came 2004. A summer-long tease. A fade at the end. And then the indignity of watching the Red Sox, the only other franchise that could match the Cubs in woe, dancing at the World Series. Leaving the Cubs alone in their historical futility. As if fate had only room in its heart to heal one curse.

And now, 2005. The Cubs have collapsed, doomed by injuries and atrocious play. As of Friday, they have lost 12 of 16 and dropped 18 games behind first place. Starting play Thursday, they stood a wobbly seventh in the National League wild-card standings.

Meanwhile, just down the train rails a few stops, the White Sox are rolling and roaring. They have no ivy and they are not loved by so many. But at the moment, they hardly ever lose.

So to sum up, the two best records in baseball belong to the Cubs' hated brethren on the south side of Chicago, and their most bitter rivals in St. Louis.

The reigning champions are the Red Sox, their former brothers-in-misery.

Meanwhile, the Cubs still pack them in at 39,000 a game, and lose in mysterious ways. Their rookie starting pitcher coughed up three-bases loaded walks against Cincinnati Wednesday, including to the Reds pitcher, who is hitting .186.

So the losses mount, the despair deepens, and they can't even count on Red Sox and White Sox fans to feel lousy alongside them anymore.

All things considered, it must be a Cubs' fan worst nightmare.

And it's not over yet.

Mike Lopresti writes for Gannett News Service

White flag time at Wrigley

After losing 8 games in a row for the second time this season, it is high time for the Cubbies to fly the white flag at Wrigley Field again. In case you didn't know, whenever the Cubs win, a white flag with a big blue W flies high atop the ballpark. This lets all the L riders and rooftop denizens know that the home team was victorious. My mom actually sewed a replica flag for me which hangs proudly in my apartment above a bookshelf filled with baseball memorabilia. At 19 games back and 6 games under .500, it's now or never for the Cubbies to get back in the Wild Card race. It's probably not going to happen, but to paraphrase Yogi Berra, it ain't over 'til you're mathematically eliminated.

I also want to publically apologize to all the Cincinnati Reds fans I may have offended in a previous post.

Big Red wrote:
Hey! Take it easy on my Reds! Did you ever think they were being nice
by letting the Cubbies come up from the cellar for some fresh air?
After almost 100 years down there it's probably getting pretty ripe. =)

Your boys swept us in our own ballpark this week and I have to give them props. Sorry I disrespected the Big Red Machine.

RYNO RULES!!!

If you've known me for longer than 5 minutes, you are well aware that my favorite baseball player of all-time is former Chicago Cubs second baseman, Ryne Sandberg. Yesterday he was inducted into the National Baseball Hall of Fame, the highest honor any ballplayer can receive. When I was growing up, I thought Ryno was AWESOME! I had his posters on my wall, collected his baseball cards, watched him play a million games on WGN, and stayed up late listening to Harry Caray talk about his sparking play on the radio when the Cubs played on the West Coast. Ryno is one of the main reasons why I fell in love with baseball and why I will always root for the Cubbies, win or lose. Sandberg was old school and played the game with a quiet determination. Always classy but never flashy, Ryno didn't have a lot to say to the media because he let his actions on the field speak for him. Well, imagine my surprise yesterday when Mr. Sandberg gave a 23-minute speech that wowed the Cooperstown crowd (oratory fireworks, my friends). If you didn't get the chance to hear it or want to know more about the man, the myth, the legend, Ryne Sandberg, please check out this link:

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=rs-speech080105&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

I promise you won't be disappointed. All I can say is amen, Ryno and GO CUBS!

"It's like summer is a natural aphrodisiac."

Oh Will Smith, if you only knew how right you were... This Monday I had to take the day off from work because my apartment flooded on July 15, the night before I left for a week's vacation. Needless to say, when I got back, the humble abode stunk to high heaven. So, on this fateful morning, I decided to stock up on cleaning supplies and air fresheners at the local Rite Aid. As I'm loading up my cart with goodies, this random guy comes up to me and starts telling me that we should go out because we both wear glasses (now the last time I checked, sharing a need for corrective lenses was not a basis for starting a romantic relationship). This particular gentleman was not my type, and since I don't like to be cruel, I decided to tell a little white lie that I already have a boyfriend. It just seems to me like letting 'em down easy is nicer than flat out saying you're not interested (plus you never know who might be packin' heat in Memphis). You would think that this would give the guy a big hint to run along, but instead he decides to write his home number and pager number on the back of my package of AirWick scented oil refills! I have to give him points for creativity because I have never gotten digits on the back of an air freshener before. Anyway, the dude keeps asking me questions about my imaginary lover and then proceeds to tell me that he would marry me right now. At this point, I felt the need to blurt out, "You don't even know me!" I was starting to get annoyed until I convinced him that my faux beau and I were quite serious but he's just a bit younger and not quite ready to settle down yet. Romeo finally got with the program and told me to give him a call if my "boyfriend" and I ever breakup. You've gotta love the male ego.

"Hey Hey, Holy Mackerel, no doubt about it. The Cubs are on their way!"

Break time is over, Cubbies, so now it's time to kick it into high gear in the 2nd half of the season. 43-44 is not too impressive, but things could be a lot worse with all the injuries the North Siders have suffered this year. Sweeping the Marlins after getting their butts handed to them by the Braves was a nice start to getting back on track. The Cubs need to take advantage of their home field and win at least 3 out of 4 vs. the Pirates at Wrigley starting this afternoon. After this series, the Cubbies visit cellar-dweller Cincinnati where they need to dominate. Supposedly, Nomar is going to be back by August 2 so maybe the boys in blue still have a realistic chance at the Wild Card. Even though we have a lot of games left vs. the Cardinals, I just don't think the Cubs can catch them at 12 1/2 games back unless St. Louis has a total collapse (which is highly unlikely). Let's play ball and see what happens.

CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!

The Cubs have finally ended their 8 game losing streak and beat the Marlins tonight 9-6! Can I get an amen? The bullpen tried to blow it again as the Cubbies had an 8-3 lead in the 8th, but luckily the baseball gods decided to bring some blessed rain. This fortunate downpour lead to a 57 minute rain delay, and chased the pathetic Michael Wuertz (or as I like to call him, The Worst) off the mound. Thank God for small favors. Anyway, hopefully this game will turn the season around. The good news is that the All-Star break is just around the corner, so there are 3 days next week when the Cubs can't possibly lose because they don't play.

Hey now, you're an All-Star...

Congratulations to Derrek Lee and Aramis Ramirez on being selected to their first All-Star team! It will be nice to see some Cubbies in the infield again (how about a shout out to future Hall of Fame Cub, Ryno). Hopefully the National League will get out of their funk and finally win the All-Star Game again because as you know "this time it counts!" Home field advantage is crucial during the World Series (although it's beginning to look like the Cubs will be watching the playoffs on TV).

Speaking of the Cubs, they are in another tailspin. They have yet to earn a W in July and have lost 5 in a row. The Astros and Brewers are closing in and the Cardinals are so far ahead that it's not even funny. Sure, it's possible for the Cubbies to go on a big winning streak and get back in the Wild Card race, but they better quit lollygagging...

Sweet Home Chicago

A lot of people seem to think that Chicago is the only city in Illinois, so this is a tongue-in-cheek blog title. One of my best friends still believes that I am from the City of Big Shoulders, so now I just nod my head in agreement because if he hasn't gotten it by now, he's never going to figure it out... Anyway, this weekend was the final showdown of the year between the Cubs and the White Sox. Believe it or not, the Cubbies managed to win 2 out of 3 at The Cell (what an appropriate nickname for that concrete dump they call a ballpark). Mark Prior made his first start since he almost had his pitching arm knocked off at the game I attended on May 27. He was brilliant and only allowed 1 hit through 6 innings. Now these are the kinds of performances we need from our ballclub if we intend to fight for the Wild Card. However, I'm going to try to keep a level head this time and not be fooled by this rare display of sparkling play. It would be in character for me to get overly optimistic and think that the Cubbies are back in contention. But this time, I'm going to try to maintain an even keel and maybe I will be pleasantly surprised instead of devastated later. Only time will tell which Cubs are the real deal in 2005- the ones who won 7 in a row at the beginning of June or the guys who got swept by the Yankees last weekend.

By the way, I wanted to give a shoutout to my friend Maria's Florida Gators who made it to the College World Series Championship Series. There's nothing to hang your head about- your boys are considered the 2nd best team in the entire nation. They played their hearts out and hopefully today's loss is just the motivation they need to make it back to Omaha next year. GO GATORS in '06!

R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out what it means to me

As you all know, I'm a very easygoing gal for the most part but even I have a few pet peeves. One of those things that really annoys me is when people do not return my phone calls. Now I realize that we're all busy and I don't expect you to be at my beck and call. However, I do expect everyone to follow the rules of common courtesy. And by the way, dialing me up but not leaving a message on my voice mail counts as a non-call... Sorry to vent but I guess I just expect a little more out of those whom I consider to be a friend. Don't get on my bad side because you know what the astrologers say about Libras-- we have an iron fist under that satin glove. ;)

Maybe I'm just fired up today because the Cubbies got swept by the Yankees this weekend. Guess it was time for their annual June swoon... I'm expecting to hear some gloating from one of my NY pals. Let's hope they can get back on track tonight vs. the Brewers because the Cardinals can't seem to lose.

Batter up!

Today is a big day for baseball fans. This afternoon, the College World Series begins (or as I like to call it, the only reason anyone would ever want to go to Omaha). It should be very exciting because there are a lot of new faces this year. I'm rooting for Florida since my friend Maria used to work there and knows some of the guys on the team. GO GATORS!

As if that wasn't already enough excitement, we can watch the Cubs play the Yankees tonight in Yankee Stadium for the first time since 1938. I'm really looking forward to this series because I think the Cubbies are actually better than the Bronx Bombers right now. After living in New York for 3 years, I have grown to hate the Yankees and their cocky, obnoxious fans. GO CUBS GO!

Carolina on my mind

I'm off to Raleigh, North Carolina on Friday for my annual athletic academic advising conference. It's going to be a welcome break from the office and a chance to reconnect with old friends. The N4A Conference always energizes me because I get to meet new people and learn new things. Hopefully I will have a chance to check out the sights (and by sights I mean hot men because I hear there are lots of them in the area- BONUS!). Much love to my readers- hope you're having a great day! Mine will improve tremendously if the Cubbies can manage to beat the Blue Jays this afternoon. GO CUBS!

The Cubbies are rockin'/ Vacation, all I ever wanted

I guess all the Cubs needed to start a winning streak was for the V family to visit Wrigley Field. Since we attended Friday's game in Chicago, the Cubbies have won 5 in a row. We had a great time at the game since the Cubs pounded the Rockies 10-3. However, we definitely could have done without the line drive hitting Mark Prior's elbow. The boys in blue can't seem to escape the injury bug, yet they are still hanging in there. Good luck tonight vs. the Dodgers!

As for my vacation wrap-up, I had a wonderful time at home and I can't wait to go back in July. In addition to the Buble' concert and Cubs game, I also saw "Revenge of the Sith" and played some mini-golf. Dad and I enjoyed some competitive games of baseball on Brian's Playstation 2. Kelly and I did some quality shopping and karaoke. Mom was entertaining as always and kept us stuffed with delicious and nutritious meals. Our poor dog, Geoffrey, is depressed now that we have all left but I'm sure he will be back to his ornery self in no time.

I'm having the Best Week Ever!

I started off my glorious vacation with a trip to Indianapolis for the Michael Buble concert on Saturday night. If he's coming to a town near you, I highly suggest catching his show because it is FABULOUS! It was without a doubt the best concert I have ever attended. Anyway, I actually caught a glimpse of the hottie before the show doing interviews with the local radio stations and he noticed me noticing him. ;) Then, my good luck continued when I won a free CD at the radio contest booth (American Idols Season 4 Showstoppers- GO BO!). The show started off with this hilarious comedian from Arkansas and just continued to improve. Michael Buble looked very sexy and was working the Elvis dance moves. I swear he sounds even better live than he does on his albums. My favorite part was when he jumped off the stage and started running into the crowd, kissing lucky ladies (I missed him by 1 row- damn!). He was also very funny, doing impersonations of Maroon 5 and Il Divo and throwing in a few Star Wars jokes. I just might have to catch his act again in Louisville.

So you might ask yourself, how can I top this? Well, I do get to go to Wrigley Field to see the Cubbies play on Friday. Please keep your fingers crossed that they will actually beat the Rockies so we can witness a live victory. I also get blonde highlights tomorrow, which signifies the official start of summer. Oh yes, I really am having the best week ever (someone get VH1 on the line)!

"Give me the beat boys and free my soul..."

Here are my results from "The Do-Re-Mi's of Personality: What Your Music Tastes Say About You" quiz:
http://www.outofservice.com/music-personality-test/results/?complex=78.30&edgy=63.85&fun=49.65&energetic=75.34

You can take the quiz by clicking on the following link: http://www.outofservice.com/music-personality-test/

My American Idols are Bo Bice & Derrek Lee

For those of you who missed American Idol last night, shame on you. You could have witnessed Bo knocking one out of the park with his gutsy a cappella performance. He really rocked the house last night. Personally, I thought Vonzell performed better than Carrie, but America seems to dig her cowgirl schtick. Guess we'll just have to wait and see what happens tonight... after the break.

The Cubbies managed to win one last night thanks to Derrek Lee and his 2 home runs. Our studly first baseman went 4 for 4 and drove in all 4 runs. And our new closer du jour, Ryan Dempster, even got the save. Now if the boys in blue could start a winning streak and get some of their injured players back, they might have a shot at getting back in the race. GO CUBS!

Thought of the day: Only 3 more days til Buble'! :)

My home away from home

My trip to St. Bonaventure over the weekend was very relaxing. Believe it or not, I didn't even go wild and party. It was just really nice to see all of my former students and good friends. The Bonnies won 2 out of 3 games and are still alive in the race for the playoffs. They hit a lot of home runs, which I thoroughly enjoyed since chicks dig the long ball. The best part of the trip was when I went to Coach's house for dinner after Saturday's doubleheader. It was so great to hang out with him and his family (plus his wife made lasagna, which is one of my faves). I also bonded with lots of parents and old co-workers. It was rewarding to hear that I had made a difference in their lives through my hard work back in the day. Since I was keeping it low-key, I was also able to catch Part 1 of the Elvis miniseries, which I thought was very well done. Part 2 airs tonight on CBS, so if "you're lonesome tonight", check it out.

Dora, Dora, Dora the Explorer

As several of you probably already know, one of my many nicknames is Dora. I'm not going to go into the reasons for this, but suffice it to say that I definitely had a lot in common with the cartoon character of the same name yesterday. I spent about 15 hours with my backpack on traveling all across the United States trying to get home. Now I realize that geography isn't one of my strong suits, but I don't think The Map would advise anyone to go from Buffalo to D.C. to Chicago to get to Memphis... Anyway, it all began with my original US Airways flight from Charlotte to Memphis getting canceled due to runway repair (that's a new one). Therefore, I had to rebook on United and was supposed to travel from Buffalo to Washington-Dulles to Memphis. This would have landed me at home 3 hours earlier than my originally scheduled arrival time (sweet!). However, after we boarded the flight to D.C., we soon learned that their airport was not allowing any more planes to land because they were backed up (isn't that what their entire purpose is?!?). So, we just sat on the plane for an hour and 45 minutes and I ended up missing my connecting flight by 5 minutes. And lucky me, there were no more flights to Memphis the rest of the day, so I had to hop on a shuttle bus to another concourse to see if they would let me on the Chicago flight. Luckily, I was able to get on board this huge plane where I was entertained by an interactive flight map and free music channels. When I get to Chicago, there's yet another delay because our plane to Memphis is late and then needs to be serviced. In the meantime, their staff waits 45 minutes for the late arriving passengers on the Fargo flight which is also departing from our gate (watch and learn, Washington-Dulles!). When we finally get to board 3o minutes later, we sit on the plane for 45 minutes because they felt that other flights needed to leave before us. When I finally arrive in Memphis, it takes me 45 more minutes to get my suitcase because it landed 4 hours earlier on my orignally scheduled flight from D.C. Needless to say, I'm not going to be flying United again anytime soon.

Say it ain't so, Paula!

Last night's ABC Primetime Live special "Fallen Idol" dug up some dirt on an alleged affair between Season 2 contestant, Corey Clark, and American Idol judge Paula Abdul. Personally, I'd like to believe that Paula would have better taste in men and singers, but I suppose anything is possible. There did seem to be some evidence of impropriety (phone records and voice mails), but I'd like to see some hard core proof before I jump to any conclusions. Let's hear what Paula has to say before we send her back to obscurity (with the exception of any future I Love the 90's specials on VH1 of course). On a positive note, Scott was FINALLY kicked off of American Idol last night so we no longer have to put up with his snotty attitude and subpar performances. Hope he has fun picking out what song he's going to sing next week at the local 7-11...

As for the Cubbies, they are on a downward spiral with no end in sight. They have now fallen into 3rd place and 2 games below .500. We're behind the Brewers in the standings? You've got to be kidding me. Jim Hendry needs to find a closer by any means necessary because these raw rookies and Tommy John surgery rejects are not getting the job done. It would also be nice if someone besides Derrek Lee could get a hit too.

Tomorrow I'm off to Olean, NY for my annual trip to St. Bonaventure for Baseball's Senior Day. This is my last group of students so it's sure to be bittersweet. However, I always have lots of fun visiting all of my old friends, especially Coach. It will also be great to have a couple of days off from work to relax after another hectic semester. GO BONNIES!

Guess we can rule out My Big, Fat, Greek Idol...

Well America, you've managed to screw up American Idol again and vote off the entertaining Constantine. Granted, his performance of "How You Remind Me" was a little rough on the vocals, but he could sing the alphabet and still have more stage presence than Anthony. What kind of a guy chooses Celene Dion when you have your pick of any song in the new millenium? And don't even get me started on Scott. I want the names and phone numbers of the aurally challenged viewers who keep voting for this loser so I can talk some sense into them. The show becomes a joke when you let contestants with no talent stay on this long. Luckily, Mr. Maroulis' band already landed a contract this week anyway. Rock on, Constantine!

Derrek Lee & Corey P. are my heroes!

CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN! The Cubbies fight back from a 6-1 deficit in the 3rd to win 8-7. Derrek Lee hit 2 bombs (and went 4-4 with 6 RBI) while Corey Patterson hit a walk-off in the bottom of the 9th. Now I have bragging rights in the office since my Cubs beat the boss man's Reds. Holy cow! I feel like doing a little victory dance right now but that might not be good for my job security. Let's hope my joyous mood will continue past 8:30 pm when Scotty the Body is finally kicked off of American Idol (keep those fingers crossed America!).

Nomar and Anwar's worst Wednesday ever

April 20, 2005 is a day that will live in infamy for Nomar Garciaparra and Anwar Robinson. Poor Nomar landed in a heap at home plate after tearing his groin in the evil lair known as Busch Stadium. He will be out at least 2-3 months and possibly the entire season. Who will pick up the offensive slack for the Cubs? That's a good question and Jim Hendry had better find the answer quickly. As for Anwar, he was voted off of Idol this week, inexplicably leaving Scott and Anthony in the competition. I'm seriously starting to wonder if America is tone deaf. Although Anwar was certainly not going to win, he sure sounded a heck of a lot better than anyone else in the bottom three. Here's to a speedy recovery for Nomar and a bright future for Anwar.

"I f-in' love winnin', man. You know, it's like better than losin'."

No truer words have been spoken, Nuke LaLoosh. Today was a beautiful day for my ballclubs as the Tigers finally broke out of their 11-game losing streak and beat TCU 6-5 in 10 innings. Thanks for the walk-off homer, Cory! The Cubbies also defeated the Pirates 4-2 to take the series. Congrats to Derrek Lee on getting off to such a hot start. What a great way to celebrate my half-birthday! ;) Hope you are all having a fabulous weekend. You couldn't ask for nicer weather than we have here in Memphis right now- sunny and in the low 80's. Let's hope both the Tigers and Cubs continue their winning ways. Good luck this week, boys!

Am I missing something?

How in the world did Scotty the Body survive another week on American Idol while funky Nadia got kicked off? Now I realize no one had ever heard of the song she sang this week, but at least she can sing in tune. And why oh why was Bo in the bottom two? That is ludacris, America. Let's get it right next week and vote for the BEST singers, not the ones we feel sorry for.

In Cubs news, Mark Prior pitched a heck of a game yesterday. I'm really impressed with the way that he shut down the Padres offense and made it through the whole game without losing any body parts. The Cubbies have a tough 7-game road trip starting tomorrow and everyone needs to step up. With any luck, they should be able to sweep the Pirates and at least split with the Reds and Cards.

"Here's to you, Men in Blue, you're the cream of the crop. You're a team built on dreams, you'll go right to the top. And as sure as there's ivy on the centerfield wall, the Men in Blue are gonna win it all!"

Two out of three ain't bad

I'd like to congratulate the Cubbies on taking 2 out of 3 from the Brewers. They really bounced back after blowing Friday's game with 2 outs in the 9th. Carlos Zambrano continues to impress and cement his status as the true ace of the staff. The bullpen still needs a lot of work, but they've managed to stay afloat. Although Greg Maddux has gotten off to a slow start, I don't think we need to worry about the future Hall of Famer. Let's keep our fingers crossed that Mark Prior can actually pitch tomorrow and that Todd Walker's knee isn't blown out. Good luck today vs. the Padres! I'll never forgive those (insert any four-letter word here) for 1984, so let's annihilate them! GO CUBS!!!

Help Wanted at Wrigley Field

Here's the ad that should run in the Chicago Tribune:

Help Wanted: A reliable closer for the Chicago National League Ballclub. Must be able to hold 1-run leads, talk to the media when necessary, and be cordial to umpires.

A second position for a manager who knows when to remove pitchers from a ballgame when they have nothing left in the tank may also soon be available.

Clean out your ears, America!

How in the world was Vonzell in the bottom three on American Idol last night? All I can figure is that some of the voters are suffering from wax buildup because there's no way that Nikko should have been voted off before Scott or Anthony. I don't know how many more weeks I can take of those two warblers. Let's hope Q-Tip sales go up and they are soon put out of their (our?) misery.

As for the Cubbies, they are off to a disappointing 1-2 start. Now I realize we don't have our rotation set up the way we would like yet, but shouldn't we be able to beat the Diamondbacks regardless? I don't think that Ryan Dempster is the answer for our 5th starter. Perhaps we shouldn't have sent Matt Clement packing without a suitable replacement. And so far, other than in the first game, I'm not too impressed with our hitting. Hopefully the boys in blue will get it together by the home opener tomorrow. Ryno is throwing out the first pitch and singing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" with Ernie Banks, Billy Williams, and Ron Santo, so it should be a good game.

"Wind's blowin' out, wind's blowin' in. Whichever way it's blowin', the Cubs are gonna win!"

So much for my happy ending...

I hate to quote pseudo punk rocker Avril Lavigne, but the song does fit in this case. The Illini came up a bit short last night, losing to UNC 75-70. However, I am very proud of them for fighting back to tie the game after being down 15 points early in the second half. You certainly can't complain when your team goes 37-2, but it sure would have been nice to win a national championship. I guess the good news is that apparently the apocalypse is still a little while off. HA HA! And on a brighter note, the Cubs did clobber the D-Backs 16-6. Now I can focus all of my energy on root, root, rooting for the Cubbies.

"GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO! Hey Chicago, what do you say? The Cubs are gonna win today!"

We're loyal to you, Illinois

We're Orange and Blue, Illinois. We'll back you to stand against the best in the land...

My Alma Mater is going to the finals for the first time, baby! I couldn't be any prouder to be an Illinois alum. What a team! Monday just might be the best day ever because not only are the Illini playing for a national championship, but it's also the Cubs' first game of the year. Could 2005 be the year for Illinois sports? Guess we better start looking out for locusts. HA HA!

Today has been a great day. I found lots of fantastic stuff at the mall, including 3 spring outfits and a pair of dress shoes. With all the team banquets coming up, I've got to look my best. I also picked up some new perfume, candles, and bubble bath. It looks like I'm all set for a spring fling- all I'm missing is the man. ;)

Hail to the Orange, Hail to the Blue...

Hail Alma Mater, ever so true. We love no other so let our motto be... VICTORY ILLINOIS! Varsity. :)

Holy cow- what a game! I felt that same pit in my stomach I get when I'm trying to will LaTroy Hawkins into closing a Cubs game (I even had to get my lucky gum out). How in the world did the boys from Champaign come back from 15 down late in the 2nd half? Well, they aren't called the Fighting Illini for nothing. That was incredible!!! Dick Vitale must be going nuts. At least I know Illinois will have the Memphis fans rooting for them since they all despise Louisville. Oskee wow-wow Illinois!

Feel so bad like a ballgame on a rainy day

Once again, it is raining in Memphis so tonight's baseball game vs. Ole Miss at AutoZone Park has been postponed (it's like I live in Seattle South). However, I really shouldn't complain since our neighbors to the North are still getting snow. Hopefully the weather will improve by tomorrow night since the Tigers should be in good shape for a W vs. Murray State.

It's March Madness time and even I have to admit that the action has been pretty exciting thus far. There have been so many upsets that it's a good thing that I'm not allowed to participate in the pools because I would have lost money for sure. I'd like to give a shout out to Mike Gansey (former Bonnie) who has been tearing up the court for West Virginia. And best of luck to the Fighting Illini vs. UW-Milwaukee. They are a scrappy bunch so the boys from Illinois better be ready to play. Congrats to the Memphis Tigers for kicking butt in the NIT so far. Good luck tomorrow vs. Vandy!

The best news of all is that Opening Day is less than 2 weeks away. May the baseball gods bring healing powers to Wood and Prior so that the Cubbies finally have a chance to win the World Series. GO CUBS GO!

Corned beef and steroids

Happy St. Patrick's Day! I find it kind of odd that such a festive occasion is being combined with the Congressional hearings on steroid use in Major League Baseball, but I digress... So far, Sammy Sosa, Frank Thomas, and Rafael Palmeiro have denied using steroids. Mark McGwire, on the other hand, will not answer whether or not he or his teammates have ever used performance enhancing drugs. Very interesting, Big Mac. You could be using this opportunity to clear your name but instead you are pleading the 5th. Maybe there really is some truth to Jose Canseco's allegations then. As for Curt Schilling's presence, all I can figure is that there are some huge Red Sox fans in Congress and they just wanted to stick it to the Yankees since two of their players (Giambi and Sheffield in case you've been living under a rock) have already admitted taking 'roids. So kids, remember the wise words of Mr. Mackey on South Park: "Drugs are bad umm kay."

Just another Manic Monday

Boy, it sure is hard to get back in the groove after even a short vacation. Since it was Spring Break here, I went home last Thursday- Sunday for a little R & R. It was nice to chill with the fam and eat lots of good food, but now it's back to reality. This week is going to be busy too since it's advising time. Basically, the next 3 weeks are going to be crazy but at least I won't be bored.

In entertainment news, Mario has left American Idol due to personal reasons. It's too bad because I thought he had a real chance of winning the whole thing. However, I admire him for giving up his dream and realizing that family comes first. He has a good shot of becoming a pop star anyway. On a brighter note, Michael Buble' is going to perform in Indianapolis on May 21 and I had already planned on going home that weekend anyway. Tickets go on sale tomorrow and I can't wait! To quote the Pointer Sisters, "I'm so excited and I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it."

Sending out an S.O.S.

In this case, S.O.S. stands for Save Our Show, "American Dreams". Please tune in to NBC tomorrow night at 7:00 pm Central so that this fine show can hopefully stay on the air. For those of you who don't know, this program focuses on the Pryor family's trials and tribulations during the turbulent 60's. Not only is the writing excellent, but the music is also fantastic. Check out this website for more info: http://www.nbc.com/American_Dreams/
If you're longing for a great drama that doesn't involve digging up dead people (no offense CSI: Every U.S. City), then please watch "American Dreams" on NBC Wednesdays 8 pm ET/7 PM CT. You won't be disappointed.

Rock the Vote!

Tonight's episode of American Idol has inspired me to blog. If you haven't voted yet, pick up that phone and dial 1-866-IDOLS-08 right now. Anwar was amazing--his singing makes it a "wonderful world" indeed. I also enjoyed Mario as always with his rico suave rendition of "How Do You Mend A Broken Heart." Nikko was also very good. I never thought I'd vote for the spawn of a St. Louis Cardinal, but he did Ray proud with his version of "Georgia On My Mind." The final contestant worthy of my vote was Bo, who brought it down with "I'll Be." Who knew the rocker had a softer side?

Now, on to the rest of the gang. Anthony's little Latin number wasn't too bad, but he didn't quite have the personality to pull it off. Speaking of personality, Constantine has plenty, but it takes more than good hair to make the Top 12. As for Scott, I still find him kind of vanilla and his voice is just average. Travis needs to go. The last time I checked, this isn't Dance Fever. You should be able to sing in tune at this point in the competition. Bridget OUT!

Play-by-play, I heard it on the radio

This afternoon, I had the privilege of listening to Pat Hughes and Ron Santo call the first Cubs Spring Training game on WGN Radio. Thanks to computer geeks like Bill Gates, fans from all over the world can now listen to their home team's broadcasts online. This is definitely a dream come true for baseball nuts such as myself who no longer live close to their favorite teams. The Cubbies even managed to squeak out a victory today, 2-1 over the Oakland A's. A big high-five goes out to Aramis Ramirez for his 2-run homer. GO CUBS!

Speaking of Ron Santo, I'd like to know if the Veteran's Committee is suffering from brain damage due to prolonged tobacco use. How in the hell do you not elect anyone to the Hall of Fame two years in a row? Ronnie is more than deserving as were several other candidates. This old boy's club needs a history lesson as well as a stepladder to get off their high horse.

Congratulations to Coach Sudbrook on his 400th win with St. Bonaventure Baseball! You are my hero, Coach. GO BONNIES!

Hey ABC, can I get a refund?

Last night's finale of "The Bachelorette" brought whole new meaning to the word lame. I would estimate that we watched 10 hours of footage from this series, so we should be able to get at least a $1 an hour back for the electricity that was wasted. It's hard for me to believe that Jen gave her so-called relationship with Jerry much of a shot when taping just ended in October and they could only see each other in secret until last night. Something tells me that the rumors of a new lover for Ms. Schefft could very well be true. All I know is that I am now boycotting this pathetic excuse for a show. Jerry, feel free to give me a call. ;)

I'm just not feelin' it, dawg

Tonight was the first results show on American Idol and four would-be superstars got the boot: Melinda, Sarah, Jared, and Judd. I think America did a pretty good job of voting this time. The lessons that should be learned from this week's performances are 1) don't sing a Celine Dion song unless you actually are Celine Dion (Melinda), 2) don't sing a group number that requires background vocals (Sarah), 3) don't sing off key (Jared) and 4) don't wear red velour pants if you're a guy (Judd). Personally, I thought Judd's performance was entertaining and I give him props for not singing a whiny ballad (a Michael Bolton song, Joseph? PUHLEASE!). It's going to be a great season and I'm looking forward to everything but Ryan Seacrest's lame jokes. Rock on, Idols!

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got- I'm still Bridgie from the block

Hello blog fans! Just thought I would share the news with y'all that I finally got a University of Illinois class ring. I've never been much of a jewelry person (mostly because I've never made enough money to afford the good stuff before and I'm kind of a klutz), but this ring is quite fabulous. It's 14 K white gold with the Alma Mater crest in the middle and BS 1996 on the sides. 2005 is the perfect year to show off the fact that you're an Illinois alum since the men's basketball team is 26-0. GO ILLINI! But even though I've got some bling now, I'm still the same humble girl from Paris, IL (hence the title of this post). However, I still think that there should be a song with the name Bridget in the title. Why should Mary Lou, Rosanna, and Sherry get all the glory?

PLAY BALL!!!

Oh happy day! Cubs pitchers and catchers report to Spring Training today and I couldn't be more pleased. Let's get this baseball season up and running! I can't wait until they start playing games so maybe there will be more news stories besides Jose Canseco's steroid allegations. He's not exactly what you would call a reliable source or a role model ("Well, I wouldn't recommend steroids and human growth hormone for everyone, but they definitely helped me become an All-Star"). That's great, Jose. Hopefully kids aren't watching 60 Minutes for pointers on how to improve their baseball skills...

Another exciting event scheduled for tonight is that Simon, Randy, and Paula will pick the 24 finalists for American Idol. This means that next week we can finally start voting for our favorites. It really looks like this season could have the most talented contestants yet. Personally, I'm rooting for the Latin kid, Mario Vazquez. Shake your bon-bon, honey!

Song of the day: "Let's Get It Started"- The Black Eyed Peas

It's a beautiful day for a ballgame

T.G.I.F.! Sometimes it really is great to work in college athletics. Today I get to leave the office early to watch a baseball scrimmage (and they're gonna play extra innings- BONUS!). Finally, a cure for the wintertime blues. You can't beat fun at the old ballpark, especially on a rare nice day in mid-February. GO TIGERS!

"It's Time" to thank God for Michael Buble'

If you are searching for some romantic music for Valentine's Day, then look no further than the vocal stylings of Michael Buble'. I just received his new CD "It's Time" in the mail today, and I think it is fabulous. For those of you who may not have heard of this twentysomething crooner, Michael Buble's singing style can be compared to Harry Connick Jr. and Frank Sinatra. For you men out there, if you want to get lucky, just play one of his CD's and your woman will be putty in your hands. Not only does Mr. Buble' have a beautiful voice, but he's also quite a looker (check out his photo spread on http://www.michaelbuble.com/ ). I have to give my mom all the credit for turning me on to his music. Excellent work, Little Mama! Now if you could only arrange a chance meeting... ;)

Song of the day (from Michael Buble's new CD of course): "Save The Last Dance For Me"

Where have you gone, Kyle Farnsworth?

Today is a sad day for all female Cubs fans as mega-babe Kyle Farnsworth was traded to the Detroit Tigers. It's a shame that we will no longer see his hot bod on the mound at Wrigley Field (those thighs are absolutely breathtaking). Considering the Tigers aren't what you would call a big market ballclub, most women will not get to see him toe the rubber very often. But luckily baseball fanatics such as myself can continue to follow his ass- oops I meant career- via the MLB Extra Innings package. You poor ladies with basic cable will unfortunately be missing out on some serious eye candy. And if you think the Cubbies have some other hotties to take Farnsie's place, you are sorely mistaken. Other than studly catcher Michael Barrett and baby-faced outfielder David "Please don't send me back down to AAA Iowa" Kelton, the 2005 Cubs are not exactly what you would call attractive. However, the "Ugly Cubs" of 1998 did manage to win the Wild Card, so maybe there's hope for the team yet.

Song of the Day (dedicated to Kyle Farnsworth): "Hot Legs" by Rod Stewart

Do you believe in love?

So I'm about to waste an hour of my life watching "The Bacholorette", or as I like to call it this season, "the cure for insomnia." What is it about human nature that makes us continue to watch TV programs even though they're boring us to tears? All I can figure is that A) I have nothing better to do on a Monday night, B) I really want to believe that some chick who handpicks 25 guys should be able to find at least one who's boyfriend material, or C) that reality TV is about as addictive as Diet Coke. Although the truly correct answer is D) all of the above, I'm going to go with B) because I want to believe in love as Huey Lewis and the News once sang so beautifully. Although the success rate on this series has been miniscule, it did work out for Trista and Ryan so I still hold out hope for another love connection. Maybe it's because I'm a Cubs fan, but I have faith that the chronically single will eventually find their soulmate (at least that's what I keep telling myself). Good luck, Jen and all you single ladies and gentlemen out there!

Lyrics of the day: "Cupid, draw back your bow and let your arrow go straight to my lover's heart for me."- Sam Cooke

I'm a virgin blogger

I've never blogged before, but I thought I'd give it a try since all the kids are doing it these days. If blog is short for babble log, then I'm already a pro because I can definitely babble with the best of them...

This week's prevailing theme has been the trade of Sammy Sosa for Jerry Hairston Jr. and 2 minor leaguers. Are you telling me that all the Cubs could get for a future Hall of Famer was a utility man and a couple of scrubs? It seriously boggles my mind that a bunch of grown men couldn't take an afternoon to sit down and work out their differences before it came to this. All I know is that this "master plan" of the front office better translate into a world championship soon...

Song of the week: Whatever Dusty Wants, Dusty Gets